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crazy Most goggled question ever

  1.   How to download youtube videos – with the things one can learn from youtube these days is no surprise people wants to know how to download these things so that they can keep them and watch at will. “how to download songs on youtube” also gets about 33,000. So Please YOUTUBE!!! Please come and tell us how to download from you..lol
  2.     How to make money – there is no surprise here, with money being one of the most important things in the world so many people wants make about 250,000. But let me answer this question, if you want to make money, just go and werk werk werk werk werk werk #in Rihanna’s voice. And to the about 110,000 people who ask “how to make money FAST” I say just work fast fast fast fast fast fast fast#in Rihanna’s voice.
  3.       Where is my phone – seriously??!! You don’t know where your phone is and the first thing that comes to mind is ‘goggle it’? I think these people are trying to accuse goggle of stealing their phone...lol. over 201,000 searches per month
  4. 10.  How to boil eggs – I don’t just know what to say to the over 200,000 people that goggles this every month. Please just put the eggs in the pot with sufficient amount of water and heat it simple but you can add salt to avoid cracks or break.
  5. 11.  How old am I – over 160,000 searches every month, it seems like they have lost their birth certificates as well as their parents so they just thought they should just ask goggle. #speechless.
  6. 12.  How to delete instagram account – seems like alot of people are getting tired of instagram while others are just joining, with about 165,000 searches per month. And about 135, 000 goggles “how to delete facebook account”
  7. 13.  How to have sex – people trying “get some” don’t want to ruin it especially if it’s the first time so they just goggle it. With about 165,000 searches per month this has also made the list. About the same number of people also goggle “how to make love” apparently they are different #sarcasm.
  8. 14.  How to write a check(cheque) – it seems like the banks don’t tell people how to use their check (cheque) books so about 135,000 customer’s decided that goggle knows best. I wonder if Bill Gates knows how to sign cheques, if he doesn’t he’ll just ask goggle...lol
  9. 15.  How tall is Kevin Hart – really? Kevin Hart is very short so I guess the the right question is “how short is Kevin hart”..lol. About 110,000 searches per month
  10. 16.  When did I get married – Seems like these people were high when they got hitched so they decided to ask goggle. With about 49,500 searches per month we now know how many people got married when they were high
  11. 17.   What is the meaning of life – people asking this question are probably suicidal and they said “let me give goggle a chance to save my life”..lol. about 110,000 searches per month
  12. 18.  How to commit suicide – really? When I saw this I found it funny, think about it; someone said to himself “I want to kill myself, how do I do it?.... I”ll ask goggle” With over 40,000 searches per month
  13. 19.   What is social media – I guess some people just live in the past that is why about 33,000 people goggle this per month
  14. 20.  How to smoke weed – seems like people want to know how to smoke weed, for some reason. With about 33,000 searches this is one of the least goggle on this list.
There are other very interesting question like; “What to do when you get bored?” (with about ) “how to build muscle” (33,000), “when did women get the right to vote?” about 22k per month (seems like people don’t like that idea...lol) –“how to get a guy to like you?” about 27k, “how to get a six pack” about 40k (I wonder why they don’t goggle how to get fat belle), “What is blogging?” about  40,500 with other blog related question e.g. “how to create a blog”(49,000 per month) as well as time in different cities getting about 100,000 searches per month.
     Note: these figures where gotten by getting the average goggle searches within a period of six months sometime ago

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